Alex Radnitz
Notorious for his emotionless approach to the world around him, avoid confrontation with Alex at all costs. Although seemingly harmless, courageous and caring, if you are with him at a time when he is swimming with the sharks you are very likely to get bitten by a lobster. He has been seen actually stealing candy from a baby... at gun point. He also has the ability to make perfect and no sense whatsoever at the same time which makes him strangely funny, don't laugh too hard though, he could just stab you in the brain. Consider yourself warned.
Toni Morkel
Toni.... likes to drink beer. Little else is known.
Joni Barnard
Do not be fooled by her charming suavity and obvious wit, for
behind Joni's infectious laugh lies a deviant and cunning trickster. With the
ability to elegantly and flirtatiously manipulate any situation, she'll leave
you believing that the chaos that is loose at your feet is, in fact, All. Your.
Fault!
Roberto Pombo
Charming, yet unassuming. Awkward, yet so damn sexy. Roberto takes his mediterranean looks as seriously as he does his improvisation. Don't be surprised if you find yourself stalking this young man, just to find out what he is going to do next. He is all about the element of surprise baby. In 2009, he was given the title, Sir Roberto Mamerto Kariksticks LaLerto, by the Queen herself. It's not hard to see that this man is making waves. Everywhere. Oh yes.....and just one more thing, please do keep some nappies with you, just in case. He will make you laugh. And you will like it.
Kyla Davis
Davis, armed with no more than twenty rand and a "Will of Steel" has been know to let loose her morals and fabulous hair all round Jozi Town. From the South to the West (excluding most of the North), this Night Temptress will chew your ear off, kiss your chin and change your very soul. Be wary. Be very, very war
James Cairns
Cairns has been linked to a number of incidents in the city and is variously described by authorities as: 'short', 'chatty' and 'unconsititutional'. His yoyo-ing weight problem and ludicrous motorbike 'hard man' image all point to a a psyche in crisis. He has grown his awful hair recently in an attempt to conceal his identity, but he remains at large. If you spot him, by all means interact - he can be easily lured ) to your nearest law enforcement facility with Big Korn Bites (BBQ
Lindiwe
Former front woman for the controversial band Siamese Pump Connection, Lindi now devotes the majority of her time to copyrighting catchy phrases uttered by local celebrities. Having made her first million on the words ONLY A VIBE © , she can now afford to just play improv. She is currently working on a solo rap album under the alias MC Amplegut.
Eduardo Cachucho
When undertaking extensive experiments on Eduardo, scientists soon found that his dark sense of humour had no bounds. Surely they asked: "There can't be more than a hundred ways to skin a cat?". He proceeded to sit them down for a conversation that lasted well over three hours and forty-five minutes in which he divulged no less than 56 common methods, 63 patent pending solutions and 49 classified FBI/CIA/MI5 solutions to the age old dilema. When asked: "Could you think of any way in which you would not need to skin a cat in an improv skit?", Eduardo's smile disappeared and he replied: "Yes I can.... you ahhh.... you see you just... uhhhh...
Alex-Anne Keppie
Do not be fooled by her innocent sweet charming manner, this sample-sized person is not to be trusted. Often mistaken for being very short but when you realise she was actually standing very very far away, she is already on you. Known for giving great luring hugs while she is actually stealing your wallet. This master of disguises will flirt or argue her way, shamelessly into your heart, or if that doesnt work she'll just show you her cleavage. Her known weaknesses : shoes and chocolates. She is also a nazi of style... beware
Lisa
Don’t let Lisa’s flawless beauty and elegance fool you; the last pageant this princess NEARLY won was in 1993 after accidentally flashing her knickers to the crowd during a curtsey moment! Haunted by that night, the sound of uncontrollable laughter has become both her nemesis, and fuel to her fire. This confusion is the cause of her random outbursts of sharp wit and bitter sarcasm. Beware, she will cut you like a deep fried Won Ton!
